The Silence Gets Us Nowhere
We have to carry her everywhere and she’s in a cage the next 4 weeks :( (Taken with instagram)

We have to carry her everywhere and she’s in a cage the next 4 weeks :( (Taken with instagram)

She’s broken :( #puppy #sad (Taken with instagram)

She’s broken :( #puppy #sad (Taken with instagram)

superknuckles:

idk if you met ryan would you just call him ryan casue that sounds too friendly and we sure as hell arent friends

but “ryan ross” sounds like hes the president you know idk what to do

richwhitelesbian:

a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad

Chillin at grandmas :) (Taken with instagram)

Chillin at grandmas :) (Taken with instagram)

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

memesandshit:

GPOY

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.


And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

dearlybeloveddeathbat:

anthonyaayteez:

princess-jeina:

holy shit
we are going to fucking die

2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins

Oh my god hold me this is scary shit

dearlybeloveddeathbat:

anthonyaayteez:

princess-jeina:

holy shit

we are going to fucking die

2012

when the zombie apocalypse begins

Oh my god hold me this is scary shit

Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside